1. Read books even though everyone else is getting ARCs from BEA
2. Rearrange your sock draw. Fucking socks getting all unorganized.
3. Is that some lint?
4. Schedule enough blogposts for a whole month!
5. Half of them suck so… delete.
6. Have fun because BEA is probably so boring.
7. But that’s hard because you’re all by yourself. Bet those people at BEA aren’t alone…
8. Wikipedia chain link reading until life doesn’t hurt so bad.
10. Drink some more.
11. Where did all the drinks go?!
12. More lint? Time to burn everything!
13. Hatereview a terrible book.
14. Feel bad. No author deserves that kind of hatred.
15. Post it anyway. THE WORLD MUST BURN!
16. Is it too late to go anyway?
18. Where is all this lint coming from?! Goddamn it!
19. Ice cream. Lots of it.
20. Reality TV. My only hope.