In 10 Lines: Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo

13 April, 2013 Musing Musers 20 comments

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reading_by_estelar-d3d6jv0Welcome to In 10 Lines. Ever wanted to know what happens in a book, but couldn’t be assed reading it for yourself? Cuddlebuggery comes to the rescue with In 10 Lines. In 10 Lines we will tell you everything you need to know about the featured book so that you can cheerfully move on with your life, or choose to read it should your attention be piqued. So sit back, relax, and try not to clench as we proceed.

Today we’ll be reworking Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo, one of Steph’s favourite and an amazing series. Fun, sexy, flirty and dangerous – this series generally causes people to rave generously in the direction of either Mal or Darling with incessant passion. So without further adieu, we present to you: Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo in 10 Lines!

Mal: Hey Alina, it’s been a tough childhood as two orphan bestfriends, But I just want you to know that even though I am super popular, everyone loves me, and you’re a mangy loner, I still care about you. As friends.

Alina: Aw! Thanks, Mal! But turns out that I’m a badass sun summoner from legend! So I’m off to change the world with this super hawt guy.

Darkling: Sup?

Mal: Well that’s… cool. I guess. Alina? Alina? Hello?

Darkling: Alina, I-I think I love you. With your powers, together we can save Ravka and rule as one.

Alina: Oh, Darkling! I love you t- wait, your eyes look a little dodgy…

Mal: Alina! The Darkling is evil! We have to escape and find a mystical Stag so that The Darkling can’t use its powers against you!

Darkling: Ha! Found you. Now your powers are mine and I shall use you as a tool to take over the world! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Alina: Gee, wonder what I’m going to do? Oh, I know! Time to open up a can of whoop-ass, fuckface!

Darkling: Got damnit!

The End

Kat Kennedy

Kat Kennedy

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20 Responses to “In 10 Lines: Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo”

  1. jazchau

    HAHA this “Mal: Well that’s… cool.  I guess.  Alina?  Alina?  Hello?” Me: IN YOUR FACE MAL.
    I also love that pic you used, adorbs to the max I think it’s a crime.

  2. MaijaSteinbrika

    Again, frickin’ hilarious, even having not read the book it’s still funny.
    Though I’m not sure if there are any spoilers or not. I want to read it desperately nonetheless.

  3. LucyTheReader

    I haven’t read this yet but I REALLY want to so seeing this will probably make me finally pick it up now. Thanks for sharing! 🙂

  4. samee

    Even though I  read Shadow & Bone last year, the 10 lines for this book are just too hilarious and awesome to pass up 🙂

  5. samee

    Even though I  read Shadow & Bone last year, the 10 lines for this book are just too hilarious and awesome to pass up 🙂

  6. Princess__Ash

    I love you forever and it’s no wonder why I’m retweeting your posts half the time… Okay, most of the time. ALL RIGHT ALL OF THE TIME.

  7. arcatmull

    I just recently finished up Shadow and Bone, and your ten line summary was perfect! Your lines are hilarious, yet sum up a (somewhat) serious book perfectly.

  8. arcatmull

    I just recently finished up Shadow and Bone, and your ten line summary was perfect! Your lines are hilarious, yet sum up a (somewhat) serious book perfectly.

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