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Today we’ll be reworking Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo, one of Steph’s favourite and an amazing series. Fun, sexy, flirty and dangerous – this series generally causes people to rave generously in the direction of either Mal or Darling with incessant passion. So without further adieu, we present to you: Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo in 10 Lines!
Mal: Hey Alina, it’s been a tough childhood as two orphan bestfriends, But I just want you to know that even though I am super popular, everyone loves me, and you’re a mangy loner, I still care about you. As friends.
Alina: Aw! Thanks, Mal! But turns out that I’m a badass sun summoner from legend! So I’m off to change the world with this super hawt guy.
Mal: Well that’s… cool. I guess. Alina? Alina? Hello?
Darkling: Alina, I-I think I love you. With your powers, together we can save Ravka and rule as one.
Alina: Oh, Darkling! I love you t- wait, your eyes look a little dodgy…
Mal: Alina! The Darkling is evil! We have to escape and find a mystical Stag so that The Darkling can’t use its powers against you!
Darkling: Ha! Found you. Now your powers are mine and I shall use you as a tool to take over the world! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Alina: Gee, wonder what I’m going to do? Oh, I know! Time to open up a can of whoop-ass, fuckface!
Darkling: Got damnit!