Welcome to In 10 Lines. Ever wanted to know what happens in a book, but couldn’t be assed reading it for yourself? Cuddlebuggery comes to the rescue with In 10 Lines. In 10 Lines we will tell you everything you need to know about the featured book so that you can cheerfully move on with your life, or choose to read it should your attention be piqued. So sit back, relax, and try not to clench as we proceed.
Today we’ll be reforming Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick, a book that Steph and I didn’t fairly enjoy. Maybe because Patch had a stupid name? Maybe because Patch was a stalkerish weirdo? Maybe because Nora was not the kind of heroine we expected, or felt we deserved. Maybe because nothing made sense and everything was insane. And so we present to you: Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick In 10 Lines:
Nora: OMG this weirdo is freaking me out. IRON PILLS!
Patch: You scared yet? No? What if I try to ambiguously kill you?
Nora: That’s it. I’m going to investigate your ass. I heard a local girl got killed and you are exactly creepy enough to have done it.
Vee: Weeeeeeeeee! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Durrr.
Nora: That’s right, Vee. Let’s go investigate his a- no, wait, he’s busted us.
Patch: Now am I make you uncomfortable? Please say yes. *awkward silence* I get that a lot… right before women die.
Nora: God you make me so reasonably uncomfortable… KISS ME! No. Wait Vee has gotten us into trouble. Let’s go save her.
Patch: FINE. Also, quite abruptly and with no reasonable build up, I have decided that I love you and must protect you.
Vee: Hey, that time I ran away with dangerous boys and almost died was really fun!
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