In 10 Lines: Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick

Saturday, March 09, 2013 Posted in Musing Musers 22 comments
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reading_by_estelar-d3d6jv0Welcome to In 10 Lines.  Ever wanted to know what happens in a book, but couldn’t be assed reading it for yourself?  Cuddlebuggery comes to the rescue with In 10 Lines.  In 10 Lines we will tell you everything you need to know about the featured book so that you can cheerfully move on with your life, or choose to read it should your attention be piqued.  So sit back, relax, and try not to clench as we proceed.

Today we’ll be reforming Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick, a book that Steph and I didn’t fairly enjoy. Maybe because Patch had a stupid name?  Maybe because Patch was a stalkerish weirdo?  Maybe because Nora was not the kind of heroine we expected, or felt we deserved.  Maybe because nothing made sense and everything was insane.  And so we present to you: Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick In 10 Lines:

Nora: OMG this weirdo is freaking me out. IRON PILLS!

Patch: You scared yet?  No? What if I try to ambiguously kill you?

Nora: That’s it.  I’m going to investigate your ass.  I heard a local girl got killed and you are exactly creepy enough to have done it.

Vee: Weeeeeeeeee!  AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Durrr.

Nora: That’s right, Vee. Let’s go investigate his a- no, wait, he’s busted us.

Patch: Now am I make you uncomfortable?  Please say yes. *awkward silence* I get that a lot… right before women die.

Nora: God you make me so reasonably uncomfortable… KISS ME! No. Wait Vee has gotten us into trouble.  Let’s go save her.

Patch: FINE. Also, quite abruptly and with no reasonable build up, I have decided that I love you and must protect you.

Vee: Hey, that time I ran away with dangerous boys and almost died was really fun!

The end.

 

 

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VeganYANerds
VeganYANerds

HA! I think Vee's line "Weeeeeeeeee!  AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Durrr" is my favourite line!

xbooksmartie
xbooksmartie

I love this feature! Also, this pretty much sums up how I felt about Hush Hush... :)

Neyra
Neyra

bahahahaha!!!!!! exactly how the book went xD nice, Kat

pherlaithiel
pherlaithiel

Hooray! Now I don't have to read a book that I knew would never interest me! Thanks ladies! :-D

riceball1759
riceball1759

LOVE!!!! You summed up my feelings toward this novel in 10 lines^_^ #deliriouslyhappy 

Princess__Ash
Princess__Ash

"Patch: Now am I make you uncomfortable?  Please say yes. *awkward silence* I get that a lot… right before women die."

Best. Line. Ever. One must not simply make a funny while an unsuspecting female chews on her Lucky Charms.

MaijaSteinbrika
MaijaSteinbrika

Hahaha, so true!

Although I did like Hush Hush, it was just stupidly annoying but intriguing at the same time. I'm not saying it wasn't entirely predictable though I didn't expect some of the situations to happen at all.

jazchau
jazchau

100% accurate.

I hate Nora. I hate Patch. Nora was annoying to the max, Patch was the creepiest love interest I've ever read.

I don't know how I finished Hush, Hush - oh right, my friend pressured me everyday until I did.

I have Crescendo, I got through 1/3 and haven't made any progress in the past 3 years :D

Amiya
Amiya

LMAOOOO. So accurate.

Nora was popping those iron pills like she had a quota to hit.

AnimeGirlAlex
AnimeGirlAlex

LOL

I totally skipped this one but your summary of the book was awesome :D 

LovesBooks96
LovesBooks96

Hahah I did really like this series but I do find this hilarious!

Stephanie AP
Stephanie AP

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE. Hello, nice to meet you. I come with loud typing. Did you guys do Fallen? Bc please do Fallen.

a_tiffyfit
a_tiffyfit

I have not yet read this book and now I don't think I will. Your 10 lines had me bursting out with laughter. lol Thanks for the heads up! 

PARAFANTASY
PARAFANTASY

Best summarized version of this book that I have ever read! 

Hush, Hush is the first and only book that I have never been able to get through for the life of me. 

Kate C.
Kate C.

Brilliant as usual!  Just enough to revile me, not enough to make me give up on YA altogether (which is how I feel when I read books like this)!  :)

I'm also really enjoying this good book, not-so-good book dynamic you've got going on here. 

ReadingbyKF
ReadingbyKF

haha never read this and don't plan to, but this is still hilarious! 

Lynn at Books on the Bay
Lynn at Books on the Bay

Hahaha 

Lynn at Books on the Bay
Lynn at Books on the Bay

I had to re-read this a few time because it kept getting better. Vee's is probably the best sum of her I can imagine. And I kept imaging Patch Adams the entire time I read the book - so not worth the time!

judy10001
judy10001

Haha, the first line with Vee? Absolutely perfect, almost exactly how I felt about her character! Lol I love this feature :D

Stephanie673
Stephanie673

Yup, that about sums it up. But you omitted the part when you get to the third book (only having read it for some OCD ish closure ) and you smash your head repeatedly against the wall discovering there's a fourth book.

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