What I see a lot of from avid readers is an intense love of maps in fantasy books. They seem to collect them and talk about them and compare them. Which, to me, is like collecting, talking and comparing bits of chewing gum wrappers. I may occasionally feign interest in a fantasy map, but in truth I skip right past them with barely a second look. So when I saw an author on Twitter asking for fantasy map recommendations, I came up short. The last fantasy map I looked at with any kind of interest was the one in The Chronicles of Narnia, if only to baffle and say to myself, “So racist…so racist.”
But surely drawing a damn map couldn’t be that hard?
And just to prove it – I’m going to show you how.
Materials I’m using:
I used to have Photoshop but I got rid of that and I was too lazy to download and remember how to use Gimp.
I was also too lazy to go buy a blank piece of paper and some pencils. Forget all that scanning.
So instead I used my iPad, my finger and a (free) program called Paper53. Remember, I have an iPad 1 (like the oldest) so the iPad pen tool was way outta my league.
Step 1:
You want to start off by drawing rough landmasses. It’s certainly not going to be pretty but you can get idea of the landmass you’re going to be working with.
Step 2:
You want to go ahead and draw the rough outline of the land mass. In case you’re wondering if I’m going all the way with this gag? I am, I definitely am. It might be hard, but I’ve committed to it now. With the rough landmass, you want to make the lines dodgy. Just kind of scribble along like you truly don’t give a flying fuck.
Step 3:
Okay, so the first thing you want to do is roughly add in some mountains so you can get an idea of where everything is going to be. Mountains tend to occur in specific patterns, like along a coastline – but we’re going to forget about that here for the sake of ART. Because water is usually caught on mountains and flow down towards the ocean, you might want to go ahead and start adding in rivers and shit. And because greenery tends to grow where there’s an abundance of water, you’ll want to go ahead and generally add that in too. But there’s a whole lot of types of terrain to use, so don’t feel limited to just mountains, water and forest. The world comes with deserts, beaches, marshlands, savannahs, frozen tundra, jungle, hills, etc.
Step 4:
Now you can go head and remove all those rough sketch lines. Your map is starting to look a little more real now. You can definitely see it firming up. Go ahead and look at it, glorious! You might want to go along the coast and make sure you’ve got inlets for water to go in and start deciding what terrain you want in certain places. Expect it to still be rough and ugly looking. The beauty comes later.
Step 5:
Start to do in little details and swap things in the landscape around until you’re happy with how it geographically looks. Then you’re ready to start playing around with the visuals of how you want different things to look. What does your forest look like? How are you going to represent your desert? How are you going to justify having spent five hours drawing a dick, when your partner walks by and sees what you’ve done?
Step 6:
Now to start figuring out where your towns and cities go and what they’re going to look like. The towns are usually going to be close to water and resources. Place them strategically. Think about it like you’re playing a game of Catan. You want to be close to certain things to build a solid civilisation.
Step 8:
Yadda yadda yadda shading in, yadda yadda yadda, details of the map, yadda yadda yadda, “what have you created? Why are you doing this, Kat? Did you even feed the kids today?” Nope? But it doesn’t matter, you’re DONE!
OOOOOHHHHHHH, DAMN! It’s so beautiful!
I’d like to thank Brandon S. Pilcher for inspiration for the village icons, without this person, I would have been lost. And, of course, the best website to learn how to actually draw fantasy maps is Fantastic Maps where there are actual, real, skilled people doing an amazing job. This is a great resource for authors wanting to learn to draw their own maps for research and world building purposes. And I’d like to thank Steph for taking pictures of actual maps to use for this post. She did such a beautiful job!
Well, embarking on this endeavour has certainly given me a never-before-had appreciation of fantasy maps and the work that goes into making them. Like, I spent all day on that. That took time and effort. And it doesn’t even compare to the maps I have in my books. Of course, they can’t compare to the gloriousness that is Phallusy Island either, but what can?
Hafsah
KAT. You’re a cartography genius.
Kat Kennedy
I hate to toot my own horn but, well, who am I kidding. I LOVE tooting my own horn. I’m a genius.
Meg Morley
you are my favorite and i love you
Kat Kennedy
I won’t tell Steph if you don’t.
Cialina
HAHAHA, my mind is racing with all the fun adventures that can happen on this island. This was too fun!
Kat Kennedy
Thank you!
Andye @ReadingTeen
Kat…I just want to know why your map looks like a penis. Or maybe I don’t want to know…
hahahahaha
Andye @Readingteen
The details are firming up. ???????????? omg you are a riot!!
Kat Kennedy
Next stop: I need to make a map of the land down under.
Zeee @ I Heart Romance & YA
Took me a while to notice the shape! ???????????? fun adventures a happenin’ on this here Phallusy Island!
Kat Kennedy
Your mind is obviously not as dirty as mine.
looloolooweez
Oh my, and I thought this website was safe for work! Haha, I’m pretty sure you’re obligated to write some ridiculous stories to go along with this new fantasy world you’ve erected.
Kat Kennedy
Never safe for work. Never safe at all. Hide your kids!
Morgan @ Gone with the Words
OH MY GOD hahaha Kat, you are the best. This is hilarious and honestly, better than anything I would probably draw. I do like maps a lot, but so many of them start to look the same. It takes a good map to stand out for me. I liked the map in The Impostor Queen, and I like the Game of Thrones maps.
Kat Kennedy
It’s not that I don’t appreciate the beauty of a good map, I do. It’s just, until I’m invested in the story, I can’t be bothered looking at the map! I must check out the GOT maps!
Jane
Oh dear god, I seriously thought for a couple of steps that this was a total accident. Sooooo…hilarious! And awesome, don’t forget the awesome!
Kat Kennedy
Hahhaha! Jane, give me some credit. There’s only ever two things on my mind and dicks are one of them.
Jane
I totally understand. Me too!
Bee @ Quite the Novel Idea
This is brilliant. XDD
Kat Kennedy
Thank you!
Kara
Interestingly, enough, I really like it. My favorite part is the blue river at the tip with the bridge over it. 😉
Kat Kennedy
It’s really rather poetic, isn’t it?
Lexxie @ (un)Conventional Bookviews
O. M. G. Too funny! I usually skip maps, too, unless I need to go back and take a look to understand where the characters are at, and why they’re in danger…
Kat Kennedy
So many of them are just so skippable. I totally get it.
La Coccinelle @ The Ladybug Reads...
LOL…
Jodi
Pretty sure this post killed me. I’m laughing from beyond the grave now. Thanks.
Kat Kennedy
Just don’t haunt me, kay?
Holly J
I am dying of laughter. This post was the best. EXCELLENT JOB ON THE MAP, KAT! 😀
Kat Kennedy
Thank you, Holly!
Natalie Monroe
The main export of Phallusy Island is obviously horse studs. Lots and lots of studs. 😉
Kristin @ Simply Bookish Things
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while over a blog post! 😀
Carina Olsen
LOL. That is one special looking map, hah 😉 But it do look pretty awesome too. <3 You are awesome Kat. Thank you for drawing and sharing 🙂 Sadly, I cannot draw at all. But making a map do sound like fun 🙂
Jenni Elyse
Ha! This. Is. Awesome! My husband and I got a good laugh out of this post.
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kez
am i the only one who sees the phallic shape in the map?
HAHA but kidding aside, it’s really good!
Lyn Kaye
What happens to this island in the winter? Does the land mass shrink? Does this island go to war with others over land mass size?
Julie Wright
great post, i like it, I love maps, but i am sorry, the further i got down throughthe post i just kept seeing cock!, ignored it at first and then as you went further in ( no pun intended) it got more commical, until at the end it was like a wrinkly old one!
Where is this island and can i visit it? as it will be the first dick ive visited in ages!!
Sara
I totally skip the maps too…do they actually help anyone in understanding the story?