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Today we’ll be reworking Brodi Ashton’s Everneath, one of my favourites from 2012. So, without further ado, we present to you: Everneath by Brodi Ashton in 10 Lines!
Cole: Wakey, wakey rise and shine, precious! I’ve now sucked out your life leaving your only six months for live. So… feel like making out?
Nikki: Fuck you, dickface! I am out of here! You can keep your immortal herpes, thanks.
Jack: Jeez, Nikki! I haven’t seen you in ages! What drug addiction bus did you board to go to crazy town?
Nikki: God, I love you…
Cole: Nikki, come be the queen of the underworld. Our sex will be bangin’
Nikki: Shhhhh! I’m reflecting on the series of events that led me down this crimson path to eternal torment. Also, go to hell.
Jack: Nikki, I want us to be together again.
Nikki: Score! Just help me kill Cole so I can escape the certain death that looms over me.
Cole: Hahahaha! That’ll never w-herk! Ahhhh! Me tender pieces are smarting!
Jack: Damn, we didn’t kill him. I’ll just have to take your place instead. I’m sure this won’t prompt you to risk your life to come after me or anything…