The Night Before Bloggermas

25 December, 2012 Musing Musers 8 comments

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The Night Before Bloggermas

Twas the night before Bloggermas, when all through the net-

Not a commenter was stirring, not even to let-

The post-writers know that typos abound,

In the hopes of improving the writing all ’round.

The posts were all scheduled, ready to run,

The updates and tweets had already been done.

And Steph with her book, and I with some nightcaps,

Had resigned ourselves to some low pageview stats.

When out in the net there arose such a din!

People were talking and sharing – tizzying into a spin.

I opened a window with the click of a button,

And typed in the URL to see what was rotten.

Everything was normal, nothing new to show,

The blog, normally white like fresh-fallen snow,

And my pointer, as usual, like the head of an arrow.

When, what to my weary, screen-glazed eyes should pop,

But a furious rush to enter Cuddlebuggery’s Top Cuddles 2012 giveaway hop!

The books were all wanted, so many to see,

Everyone wanted in on the Bloggermas buggery!

They visited The Readventurer, Great Imaginations and Qwerty,

They went to The Book Smugglers, the Bawdy Book blog and the Moonlight Library!

Now Fic Fare! Now, A Reader of Fictions! Now, The Aussie Zombie!

On, April’s Books and Wine! On, Fic Talk! On, on ReaWrite and Words Escape Me!

Onto every single giveway! Forget the Firewall!  Now enter them! Enter them!  Enter them all!

Now with our eyes all tired and weary,

Steph and I retired, excited and cheery.

And with one last sigh, we gave one last grateful look.

Good night to you all!  And to all a good book!

8 Responses to “The Night Before Bloggermas”

  6. Giselleco

    Bahah love it! Hope you had a great Christmas and a wonderful new years to come, ladies!

  7. Princess__Ash

    *sings* “Cus we’re all alone. There’s no one here beside us. Our problems have all gone. There’s no one here to deride us. BUT YOU GOT TO HAVE FRIEEEEENDS.”
    You’re among lonesome friends, Kat Kennedy. We understand. How can I ease your suffering? Perhaps WITH DANCE, YES? No, no, no, CHOCOLATE. Nah. Sexual favors, nope. Too risque. TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP?!

  8. cynicalsapphire

    Oh man, you can tell that I haven’t been here. I’m the typo person, aren’t I? Wah wah.
    Mmm, nightcaps. My stats have been dismal, but at least I was mentally prepared. And I got presents, so who cares.
    Your creativity up in here never fails to awe and inspire me. 🙂