1. Why don’t I ever get plagiarized? Is it cause I suck?
2. Does this banner make my blog look fat?
3. I only got ten print ARCs this week! I’m a total failure.
4. Are people not commenting because they hate me?
5. At least I have more page views than X… if I divide the number of times both our blogs have been in circulation and multiply by my awesomeness.
6. Did they follow me because they like me or because they want a follow back?
7. X is so mainstream, unlike me.
8. Have I used the word “Awesome” too many times in this review?
9. Will the author/publisher like my review?
10. Am I famous yet?