Alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright.
Let’s get this out of the way now. This book is trash. All the way, to the end of the road, it’s absolute trash.
And this was me:
Gawd I loved this book. All the while I knew it was bad. Just down to it’s very core it’s a bad book. But it is so. damn. addictive.
So Shazi’s best friend Shiva has just been murdered by the King, Khalid. So she leaves her lover, Tariq and volunteers as tribute (sorry not sorry) to be Khalid’s next wife.
Now, let me get the complaining out of the way early.
Shazi is annoying. Like very obtuse. She is full of pride (which I love) but she’s very clumsy about how she goes about discovering the Khalid’s secrets (which I hate) – which basically boils down to her whining to him a lot about them instead of doing any real investigation. Then there’s the time when she pretends to everyone that she can’t shoot arrows and lets herself be goaded into revealing that, actually, she’s a great shot within like 5 minutes. Way to go, there Shazi.
Also, the romance is super instalovey and I never really bought it. Obviously, there was a sizzle or I would have been out the door so fast you’d have thought I was being chased by a bear. But when it came to their devotional love proclamations, I was left unmoved.
The writing is a little subpar but it’s nothing to cry about.
Also the plot. Shazi barely even tells the stories. Like, it happens a few times but mostly it’s so quickly done and over with and they’re very underwhelming so I’m not sure, like, if I were a blood-thirsty sultan, that I would spare her life for those stories. I mean, I’m just assuming here because I’ve never slaughtered dozens of innocent girls. Maybe if I did, I’d be as easily amused as Khalid was, I don’t know. THIS IS ALL CONJECTURE.
Okay. Deep breath. So what did I like about this book?
Gawd, I don’t know.
If I could pinpoint the magic that was The Wrath and the Dawn and bottle it up and sprinkle it over everything I would. There was just something, ultimately, very readable about it. It made me want to devour everything and never stop.
It was like doritoes, you know? You know they’re bad for you, but you can’t stop eating. So moarish. I need more. I’m reading The Rose and the Dagger immediately and not one of youse can stop me.
Graeae
Sometimes we need those kind of light reads to get back into reading. I’m glad cuddlebuggery is back, it seems like forever!!
Kat Kennedy
I definitely feel like it’s been forever! And yes, I completely agree!
stacee @ adventures of a book junkie
This is the greatest review I’ve ever read.
😀
Kat Kennedy
What a compliment!
Anisha @ Sprinkled Pages
The Wrath And The Dawn is one of my favourite books ever and I am glad to hear you enjoyed it!
Kat Kennedy
That’s great to hear that it’s one of your favourite books!
Lizzy
Haha! I love your first description of it being trash, and then the guy jumping in the trash can. I’m cracking up. Sometimes there’s just something about books, even when we know there SHOULDN’T be. 😉
Carina Olsen
Aw, lol. Lovely review Kat 🙂 Thank you for sharing your thoughts about this one. <3 Glad you liked it, despite it being pretty awful too 😀 I still haven't read it. BUT ONE DAY. I'm unsure if I will like it, though, haha.
Salma
What a funny review! Seemed slightly bipolar to me; but an interesting review nonetheless! I totally loved the book and all the cheesiness and Shaziness. I’ve also done a review on my blog haha, much different than yours!
Loved this review! <3