Twitter Roundup: The Hashtag Edition July 31, 2015

Hello, Friends!  Welcome to Cuddlebuggery’s Twitter Round-up, a feature showcasing our favorite literary (authors, bloggers, readers, general bookish community) tweets of the week.  Hope you enjoy all the funny, insightful and interesting tweets we found lurking around the internet!

Authors On Twitter

"Would you like me to bone your fish for you?" the server asked. #TheHorror #TheHorror

— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) July 28, 2015

https://twitter.com/mstiefvater/status/626366812360450048?refsrc=email&s=11

I can handle anything, Pookie.*
*cannot handle many things, including: water slides, anything post 10pm, butterflies https://t.co/TwRXxNqAaT

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) July 27, 2015

https://twitter.com/cjredwine/status/625794006203633665?refsrc=email&s=11

Chutes and Ladders: rewarding kids for making desserts, punishing kids for reading comics THEYWILLROTYOURBRAIN!! pic.twitter.com/gIK7wrLZoM

— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) July 27, 2015

Gosh just because I was seen at a restaurant I said I disliked that then mysteriously burned down all my friends think I 'burned it down.'

— Sarah Rees Brennan (@sarahreesbrenna) July 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/courtcan/status/626178319386435584?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/rainbowrowell/status/626415106297991168?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/lbardugo/status/626537604276727812?refsrc=email&s=11

#booknerdproblems

https://twitter.com/mizgillianberry/status/624304912470446080?refsrc=email&s=11

@emerylord @naturallysteph This is more
me, except I say, I'm such a heartbreaker, I have so many *boyfriends.
*fictional boyfriends
😅😭

— Fallin4fiction (@fallin4fiction) July 28, 2015

https://twitter.com/mizgillianberry/status/625372031681298432?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/yerawizardbekka/status/624084883061796864?refsrc=email&s=11

Me when a family friend asks me to look at their manuscript: pic.twitter.com/DNZmRg2w0k

— Juliet Mushens (@mushenska) July 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/jnikkir/status/626609177616629760?refsrc=email&s=11

#amwriting Or Am I?

How to be a Writer.
1. Stare out of window at rain.
2. Experience a certain lassitude.
3. Contemplate the infinite.
4. Settle for toast.

— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) July 27, 2015

https://twitter.com/justinelavaworm/status/625436805551144960?refsrc=email&s=11

All modesty aside, this is my favorite sentence in my new book (a fully-clothed couple sits in bed w/ room service). pic.twitter.com/Ds8Tqc0e0K

— Curtis Sittenfeld (@csittenfeld) July 29, 2015

https://twitter.com/mizgillianberry/status/626665174246670336?refsrc=email&s=11

I am one thousand words away from finishing this first draft…

— Kat Kennedy (@_KatKennedy) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/mstiefvater/status/625664057736040449

Writing in summer. Amirite, fellow parental writers? Going on 45 minutes of writing while my 8yo rolls around on the floor moaning.

— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) July 30, 2015

"Uhhhhhhh I'm booooooooored uhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh…." The soundtrack I listen to while I'm writing. This is how art is made, folks.

— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) July 30, 2015

Fangirling Is For Everyone

https://twitter.com/loltergeist/status/625918130682994688?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/gameofmemess/status/625710114511691776?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/mstiefvater/status/625071808371408897?refsrc=email&s=11

sho cute. pic.twitter.com/ab49UAJnCf

— Quirkstine MD (@quirkstine) July 26, 2015

Okay. The blue is the UK. The yellow is the US. Which edition shall I pre-order? pic.twitter.com/xh0vV2nFtE

— Carina Olsen (@CarinaOlsen) July 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/mizgillianberry/status/626541831199666176?refsrc=email&s=11

I know some would argue that it's all subjective but the answer to 'what is the greatest concept anyone's ever come up with?' is libraries

— Rachel and Annette (@tometravellers) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/mizgillianberry/status/626844925275930624

https://twitter.com/rachelfersh/status/626811328871727104?refsrc=email&s=11

#LessPopularChildrensBooks

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/624806873234046976?refsrc=email&s=11

The Lion, the Witch & the Planks of Wood Which Daddy Can't Put Together Because IKEA Didn't Provide a Screwdriver#LessPopularChildrensBooks

— Alun Saunders 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 (@alunsaunders) July 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/raoulduke99/status/624878201593053184?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/oohgaryc/status/624900958942810112?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/hogwartslogic/status/624903682862227457?refsrc=email&s=11

#LessPopularChildrensBooks from #Scarfolk.You can borrow more books from our library here: http://t.co/vaa0CGICJk pic.twitter.com/6iWsM62eK7

— Scarfolk Council (@Scarfolk) July 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/624989214619230208

The Little Engine That Just Couldn't Even. 😔😂 #LessPopularChildrensBooks pic.twitter.com/GRtihmk84b

— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) July 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/LilyBaileyUK/status/624866888573714432

https://twitter.com/darth/status/624823914301140992

#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter

"Finish the next book, you're not getting any younger."#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter pic.twitter.com/XTWxJwizkh

— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) July 28, 2015

"Well, we can't pay you, but you should do it for the exposure." – #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter

— Molly Harper (@mollyharperauth) July 28, 2015

https://twitter.com/devansagliani/status/626101408215908352?refsrc=email&s=11

#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter Well, everyone's got a book in them, you know.

— Deborah Beale (@MrsTad) July 28, 2015

@WriterKarlaF A barista asked me if @lainitaylor's Daughter of Smoke and Bone was like 50 Shades when she saw me carrying it around.

— Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam (@BonnieJoStuffle) July 28, 2015

#NewHarryPotterBooks

https://twitter.com/_Snape_/status/626638428692684800

https://twitter.com/TraiIerParkBoys/status/626698720508276736

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Scone #NewHarryPotterBooks pic.twitter.com/Ippe3TXz9L

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/snappa/status/626686013344235521

#NewHarryPotterBooks
In Voldemort's Perspective… pic.twitter.com/vpsjOu4oLX

— Harry Potter Stuff ⚯͛ (@TheHPfacts) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/_Snape_/status/626644294141628416

https://twitter.com/ArryPottah/status/626643307662282752

50 Shades of Bertie Botts Beans #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight pic.twitter.com/8fXLLuJj53

— Kabir Iyengar (@kabiriyengar) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/OllieLangdon/status/626642351457349632

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask Again Later #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight pic.twitter.com/jitnzgMDXW

— Bridget Fitzgerald (@smileybridge) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/karyn_d/status/626604967588196352

https://twitter.com/NotBTB/status/626604659285692416

What to Expect When You're Expecto Patronuming#NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight

— Aunt BNatural (@Notnamelite) July 30, 2015

https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/626599660174442496

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sorting Hat #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight pic.twitter.com/uoA0TUoF4t

— 𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 (@OGOrlandoJones) July 30, 2015

Harry Potter & The Sorceress's Dress #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight pic.twitter.com/hokpVyP0ek

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) July 30, 2015

Harry Potter and the Half-Beaten Dead Horse #NewHarryPotterBooks @midnight

— zombiemcnuggets (@zombiemcnuggets) July 30, 2015

To whoever started this trend and messed with the fandom #NewHarryPotterBooks pic.twitter.com/CY65niQ2dH

— steph (@WestonFollower) July 30, 2015

Discussions In The Community:

https://twitter.com/laurendestefano/status/626427222023360512?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/laurendestefano/status/626427830755323904?refsrc=email&s=11

also just really love parents who think that BOOKS are what is driving Young People to Sin with Reckless Abandon

— sarah mccarry (@sarahmccarry) July 29, 2015

https://twitter.com/emerylord/status/626417688403947520?refsrc=email&s=11

https://twitter.com/missdahlelama/status/624381583185833984?refsrc=email&s=11

.@book_world WHAT?! pic.twitter.com/QgKXfrHZEE

— PenguinTeenAus (@PenguinTeenAus) July 23, 2015

Tweetpic of the Week:

https://twitter.com/aparna_jain/status/625943125916135424?refsrc=email&s=11

Tweet of the Week:

https://twitter.com/jayewells/status/625695975051399168?refsrc=email&s=11