Book Blogger Trick or Treat: Blogger Nightmares

26 October, 2014 Blog Hops 15 comments

Once upon a time there were three young and devastatingly gorgeous bloggers.

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They were looking forward to halloween and eating their favourite candy: Gummi Bears.

Except two of them wrongly insisted that their favourite candy was NOT Gummi Bears. One, Bethanie, said she liked Starburst — red or pink only. Peg said she liked Vosges Chocolate’s Mo’s Dark Chocolate Bacon Bars. That was clearly a mistake but the Queen of the world Blogger, let’s call her Kat, knew what was true.

Anyway. They were all looking forward to getting Gummi Bears for Halloween when something horrible happened. They forgot to  do their Book Blogger Trick or Treat post and it was very late in the night.

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They knew what would happen if they didn’t get it done. The three ghosts of Halloween Kick-your-fucking-ass would come.

There was the ghost of Kara, the ghost of Lyn and the ghost of Bekka!

The Ghost of Kara would punch you in the ovaries for all your sins past. The ghost of Bekka would beat you for your current sin of not doing your post, and the Ghost of Lyn would end your life so you never cross anyone in the future.

So they rushed and rushed and rushed until the post was done. Just in the nick of time they finished the post and scheduled it. Phew.

And then they were axe murdered by the creepy old guy hiding in their attic.

 

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15 Responses to “Book Blogger Trick or Treat: Blogger Nightmares”

  2. Amber @ Books of Amber

    So who took over “Kat”‘s title as Queen of the world Blogger? Or did she continue to rule from beyond the grave? Come on, you can’t leave the story on such a horrible cliffhanger!

  6. Fangs for the Fantasy

    Also, is it just me, or does the “confirm you are not a spammer box” raise up a defiant urge to spam? Probably just me.

    *resists urge to spam* *resssiiissssts*