My situation with Freakboy was pretty dire. Since I am pretty sensitive these days to issues of equality, I had already decided that a book about a gender fluid person had better be damn good or I was going to go berserker on its ass. I already had a GIF lined up, too! The perfect GIF! And unless this book treated the topic beautifully and with a great deal of love, I was ready to whip it out and beat the book with it.
I’m sure most other bloggers can sympathize with the delight beheld in finding the perfect GIF for how you feel.
Unfortunately, Kristin Elizabeth Clark cheated me from being able to use this GIF. I loved Freakboy. Loved it with a passion. The heart strings were tugged at, I held back what I suspected might be tears (we refer to them as leaking feels around here), and I was gripped with the story and characters. What you can be sure of was this. I loved Brendan. I wanted to brush Brendan’s hair, I wanted to hug Brendan, I wanted to beat Brendan’s bullies with a steel bar until they pissed themselves and begged for mercy.
But I admit that Freakboy and I had a bumpy beginning and rough start. Freakboy is written in this T.S. Elliot prose that screamed pretentious to me. Sometimes words would be crafted in this visually poignant style, designed to enshroud their meaning with greater flair and emotional impact. All this literary ambition was earnestly lost on me. I farted, picked my nose and continued to read the book. Less appreciating its artistic flair as looking past and enjoying the novel despite it.
I am nothing if not a sophisticated, emotionally sensitive human being.
Vanessa’s situation was heartbreaking and Angel was so awesome that I wanted to be her best friend forever and ever and ever.
My only issue was with the ending, but I can’t discuss that without spoiling it. Damn you, society’s issues with narrative spoiling! Brendan! Brendan, my darling! Let me hold you!
I will say this, though. This is a big, amazing world with more than seven billion people in it. No matter how different you think you are, I swear to the flying spahetti monster, that you are a great kind of different and that there is probably several people who think your difference is great. My partner is intensely attracted to the way I yell at World of Warcraft nemeses. Also my weird sexual proclivities.
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU! Unless you’re Hitler. I don’t love Hitler.
Amber J.
I want to steal so many quotes from this review to add to my list of daily affirmations. You should moonlight as a motivational speaker, Kat.
This review will definitely sell a lot of books.
Shelly
It sucks that you didn’t get to use your awesome GIF but the other alternative was to enjoy the book so I guess it’s not that bad! I usually hate main characters (how do I even survive in the YA reading world?) so I’m glad to see that you liked all the characters! Freakboy sound so interesting! Amazing review 🙂
Joy @ Thoughts By J
Wonderful review, it’s hilarious as always!! So sad you didn’t get to use that GIF but it was for the best! At least you found a book you enjoyed.
Bieke @ Istyria book blog
I sooo want to read this book now! 😀
Charlotte
I think this blog is further cementing my decision to become celibate for life. After the T-Rex Troubles review, The T-Rex Cuddlebuggery Reading Time and now, that “Go fuck yourself with a Cactus” Gif. Not so good for my ahm very innocent mind. Hahahah.
This is another great hilarious review that will fuel me for the rest of the night. We love you too, Kat.
Pili
Well, despite you missing the chance to use the perfect GIF, I’m so glad to hear you loved the book and after reading your review (thank you for not spoiling anything, it’s so hard when you want to talk about the spoilery things the most!) I need to read this book now.
Meg Morley
What’s that? Those aren’t tears, I have dust in my eye, ok?
You’re a beautiful human and so is that gif. (beautiful anyway, not a human. Seriously though, it’s fantastic.) I’m glad Freakboy treated its subject matter so well and I can’t wait to read.
April Books & Wine
What a superb review, Kat.
Also, that GIF. I love it. Too bad you couldn’t use it.
On the upside, I am pumped to read Freakboy.
Maybe you could talk about the spoiler but put like an obnoxious warning or something.
Kristin Elizabeth Clark
A friend forwarded this review… and it may not be “professional” to chime in – but I swear to the flying spaghetti monster that I LOVED it. So much so that I am almost sorry you didn’t get to use the GIF (despite my gratitude that you did not – at least in connection to FREAKBOY…)
You rock!
Christina (A Reader of Fictions)
Yay! I’m glad you loved this one too, Kat. Oh man, I read this on a plane and was like PLEASE DO NOT CRY, SELF. I managed not to, but I definitely had shiny eyes.
Ha, it is in fact not prose but verse, and I’ll join you in picking my nose and farting, because verse is almost entirely lost on me.
WHAT ABOUT THE ENDING? I MUST KNOW.
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