Published by Self-Published on September 3rd 2013
Genres: Adult, Erotica
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Warning: This is a tale of monster sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.
In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex.
As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.
Can Layla accept the beast’s carnal demands? Can her body accommodate its relentless desire? Can she hold to her part of the bargain? Or will she become the T-Rex’s next meal?
What an orgasmic read! Thank you to Christina (Reader of Fictions) for recommending me this… interesting… book! But really, it’s more of a short story since it’s only 19 pages long. I’m not gonna lie, for $2.99 I expected something a little longer (PUN TOTALLY INTENDED).
This is the latest craze in erotic stories and I’ve seen karen reviewing them here and there. Something about Raptors and Octopuses. But T-Rexes?? How is that possible, I wondered?! Their arms are so tiny…
How can they grasp anything? Maybe I was over thinking this. But really! Just think, it could have been any other dino that could reach… his members… but no! These authors challenged themselves. You just don’t get this level of commitment in literature anymore.
Anyway, this book, guys. I’m not sure where to start. I mean, you have this woman who isn’t well respected as a hunter in her tribe because she just happens to be blessed with a vagina. This honestly ticked me off a bit since she was also having “relationship” with one of the douche bags and she clearly didn’t like him. He reasoning being he was the best rutter out of the lot, but he never seemed to satisfy her and their sex revolves around his desires anyway. So in order to escape the jeers of the men, she sets out to find the biggest dino she can find. Why not, right? Sounds legit!
So there she is just walking around, minding her own business. Nothing to see here expect for a maiden going for a cool swim. But suddenly, a horny T-Rex spots her!
I don’t know where she got that outfit.
Layla’s not exactly dumb because she knows she better haul ass. But unfortunately for her, she runs into the dino that can read minds and does mind control. GAH, I swear, 99 problems! At this point, I was feeling pretty sorry for the girl. She’s got to deal with sexism in her tribe and then she runs into a Fifty Shades of Fucked-Up Dino who’s experienced in the ways of making a women have ultimate pleasure in exchange for her life. Don’t try to wrap your mind around that. It’ll explode, I assure you.
So Layla’s laid out (HAHAHA. PUNS OMG) on the grass giving herself the business while the dino watches on with glee, making her do various things with his nifty mind control. This, of course, turns him on and his mystical peen appears out of nowhere.
And from between its legs grew a staff, towering and thick, tan in color and throbbing with veins: a prick.
A dino prick! Thick as a small sapling trunk, throbbing and swollen, growing still as I watched in horrified fascination.
And that’s when I went, “What the fuck am I reading?” So naturally, I continued because the T-Rex dude isn’t finished with Layla. Not to mention, I was finally at THE PART. I just had to find out just how this dino sex thing was going to work!
Obviously, Layla is a human and way too small for the usual kind of action. It’d be like fitting something the size of a watermelon through a grape, and that’s far, far from sexy. Probably leaning towards horrifying. But this is dino erotica! You must use your imagination!
All T-Sexy wants is a little rub, rub!
A monster’s cock, throbbing and leaking from its giant, swollen tip. “Mount me,” said the beast. “Please me as you can, for watching you pleasure yourself has made me eager for more.”
OMG! Talk dirty to us T-Sexy! My body will never be ready!
But Layla’s was! Again! So she starts rubbing and then, eventually, grinding.
Then there some sort of riding was done, that probably closely resembled riding a mechanical bull, I guess? Giddy up?
And she’s all, “Ohhhhh, T-Sexy!”
And he’s all:
“Yes, Layla,” said the oddly human voice. “Yes, make your dino master cum!”
What the actual… And then I’m all, “SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!”
**INSERT A MOUNTAIN OF DINO JIZZ HERE**
Layla’s happy and T-Sexy’s happy. In fact, Layla has never experienced that sort of pleasure before and it only took a dino for her to realize it. Huzza! Who needs men, amirite? But the thing that got me was that T-Sexy went all Drake on Layla, telling her she’s the best he ever had out of all the other girls (WHAAAAT??). So even though, she’s free to go back to her sexist clan of douche canoes, she takes T-Sexy’s offer to stay with him. Because, why not, yeah?
Mediocre sex with assholes or incredible rough sex with T-Sexy?
You should all go add this to your TBR list. I bet it’s going to be a genre changer for erotica! I suspect a Jurassic Park reboot coming to an X-rated theater near you!
And since I’m the best co-blogger ever, I’ve sent this lovely to Kat for her next Cuddlebuggery Reading Time. You’re welcome, readers!
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