Welcome to this week’s Buzz Worthy News! Where Sir Peter Stothard is calling the bloggerpocalypse, The Casual Vacancy is released and causes me heart palpitations, someone is messing with Wuthering Heights – AGAIN, and I’m running a competition on who can best make fun of Stan Lee. All this and much, much more. Read on to find out everything that’s been happening in the book world this week.
Buzz Worthy News is Cuddlebuggery’s weekly Monday news post. Bringing you all the most interesting, relevant and fun news from the publishing and book blogging world.
Buzz Worthy News 1st October 2012
So, as happens every now and again, someone in the literary world got their knickers in a twist. This one particular time it’s Sir Peter Stothard who is wringing his hands, clutching his pearls and blaming bloggers for the decline of literary criticism industry, and moans about the decline of literature in general. Some agree because…reasons?
Statistics from that day showed a significant portion of bloggers giving Stothard the finger and a 30% increase in juvenile name calling, i.e. “Sir Strokehard”.
Some bloggers responded, such as Bibliophilic Monologues. We took the laugh and close page approach to dealing with whiny literary critics. Besides, he wouldn’t be interested in our opinion anyway because we’re scummy bloggers ekking out our existence in the literary world like the mud farmers in Monty Python. But if he is ever interested then I’m sure we can scrawl it with some crayons on some butcher’s paper and send it for his perusal.
J.K. Rowling’s new book, The Casual Vacancy came out this week and despite Steph’s desperate prayers and pleading, it was not a Harry Potter book for adults.
The book launch was a rocky one with widely swinging reviews ranging from, “IhateitIhateitIhateit!!!!!” and “IloveitIloveitIloveit!” Who to trust? Who to believe? Some of the one star reviews were about the high price of the ebook and we have thus concluded that they were probably written by Australians. Moaning about the high price of ebooks has because a national Australian past time.
From the New York Times:
“Unfortunately, the real-life world she has limned in these pages is so willfully banal, so depressingly clichéd that “The Casual Vacancy” is not only disappointing — it’s dull.”
The Guardian, on the other hand, has stated:
“The Casual Vacancy is no masterpiece, but it’s not bad at all: intelligent, workmanlike, and often funny,” said Theo Tait in the Guardian newspaper.
“The worst you could say about it, really, is that it doesn’t deserve the media frenzy surrounding it. And who nowadays thinks that merit and publicity have anything do with each other?”-SOURCE
The ebook had formatting issues that Hachette has had to fix. So if you bought an early copy, and yours has issues, you can find out how to have it replaced here.
Whilst simultaneously triggering a discussion on what is everyone’s favourite version of Wuthering Heights, and causing mass panic to our readers – I bring you the news that Greg Berlanti is screwing around with our Bronte. Are people actually allowed to still do that?! Isn’t there a statute of limitations on how much you’re allowed to destroy a piece of literature with bad remakes?
This remake is being set in the Napa Valley because… GOD I DON’T KNOW! WHY?! WHY!?!?!?!
It’s going to be written by Tom Donaghy because… GOD I D- actually I have no idea who this is so really can’t comment on whether this is a good or bad thing.
Melissa Kellner Berman is going to coproduce it. I guess I can kind of live with that.
Actually, no, I can’t live with any of it! Make it stop! *weeps*
See this picture of Stan lee? Caption it and post it as a comment here.
Why? Well, apparently maybe there might be a prize or two. Maybe?
The contest (semi kind of maybe contest) is to promote a new joint venture between Stan Lee and Moonshark – Verticus.
Okay, if you want to be lazy – I have some suggestions:
“Did I fart or shit, private? Tell me at 0800!”
“How dare you say Peter Selleck has a better moustache, sonny!”
“Tell Hugh Hefner there’s only room for one old bastard in pop culture.”
“What does it matter that I haven’t written much since the 70′s? You will still worship me!”
Give us your best shot in the comments and the best one will maybe, kind of, probably win something. Or not.
You mess with the Penguin, you’re going to get the lawyer
So, you want to write a book. You pitch it to Penguin, they give you your advance and you run off into the sunset.
Nah huh! You’d BETTER write that book, my friend, or Penguin will come to collect!
So, who is Penguin taking to court right now for dodging their writerly commitments?
* “Prozac Nation” author Elizabeth Wurtzel, who signed a $100,000 deal in 2003 to write “a book for teenagers to help them cope with depression.” Penguin wants Wurtzel, seen at right, to return her $33,000 advance (and at least $7500 in interest).
* Blogger Ana Marie Cox, who signed in 2006 to author a “humorous examination of the next generation of political activists,” is being dunned for her $81,250 advance (and at least $50,000 in interest). Her Penguin contract totaled $325,000.
* Rebecca Mead, a staff writer at The New Yorker, owes $20,000 (and at least $2000 in interest), according to Penguin, which struck a $50,000 deal in 2003 for “a collection of the author’s journalism.”
* Holocaust survivor Herman Rosenblat was signed for $40,000 in 2008 to describe how he “survived a concentration camp because of a young girl who snuck him food. 17 years later the two met on a blind date and have been together ever since, married 50 years.” While Rosenblat’s story was hailed by Oprah Winfrey as the “single greatest love story” she had told on the air, it turned out to be a fabrication. Penguin wants him to repay a $30,000 advance (and at least $10,000 in interest).
* “Hip-Hop Minister” Conrad Tillard signed an $85,000 Penguin contract in 2005 for a memoir about his “epic journey from the Ivy League to the Nation of Islam,” and his subsequent falling out with Louis Farrakhan. The publishing house’s lawsuit is seeking the repayment of about $38,000 from Tillard. -SOURCE
The AAP VS The ALA for Heavy Weight Champion Title and the best use of the letter A title
So, a week ago the ALA president Maureen Sullivan released an open letter to three publishers criticizing them for their discriminatory practices.
“To deny these library users access to ebooks that are available to others – and which libraries are eager to purchase on their behalf – is discriminatory.” = Coathanger to the throat!
The APP responded by saying, “publishers support the concept of e-lending but must solve a breadth of complex technological, operational, financial and other challenges to make it a reality.” = the chair to the head!
“It’s a rare thing in a free market when a customer is refused the ability to buy a company’s product and is told its money is “no good here.” Surprisingly, after centuries of enthusiastically supporting publishers’ products, libraries find themselves in just that position with purchasing ebooks from three of the largest publishers in the world. Simon & Schuster, Macmillan, and Penguin have been denying access to their ebooks for our nation’s 112,000 libraries and roughly 169 million public library users.” = the ALA jumping off the ropes and smashing the AAP’s face into the floor.
“And while the 9000-plus library systems’ non-profit status permits them to convene, debate and reach consensus on these issues, commercial publishers cannot likewise come together due to antitrust restrictions.” = That was a SLUG to the face!
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