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A Sad Clown realizes s/he has a supernatural ability to make people smile – Ends the Great Depression with laughter.
Possible Title: The Great Depression
Synopsis: Celia finds life morbid and strange, and always has. She wants to make people think about their lives, but strangely she can only make them laugh. The Great Depression is in full swing, and at a time where Celia wants to make people think, they want only to be entertained. Finally, giving up, she decides to do both because, hey, people be cray-cray, right? So fart jokes it is. All the fart jokes they can take until the Great Depression ends due to an over abundance of laughter.
But did Celia make them think enough… about farts?
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A sci-fi world where nobody can remember the protagonist unless s/he wrongs them in some way.
Possible Title: All Wrong
Synopsis: For Darcy, the world is a weird place. People can’t remember her, can barely see her, never even notice her. Unless, that is, she does something wrong. Offending people, hurting them, insulting them, that is the only way anyone will react or interact with her. Darcy struggles between the desire to be a good person. She finally comes to a middle ground when she discovers the wonder of dick jokes – a wonderful compromise between being an amoral bastard by telling them, and only minimally hurting people be eradicating their class and education.
But are there too many dick jokes? (Cuddlebuggery says: no.)
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A Dystopian world where hatred is outlawed, but is apathy kinder?
Possible Title: Kill: With Kindness
Synopsis: Jasper wants to be like everyone else: Peaceful and kind. But he looks at the world around him, so full of pain and suffering, and feels hatred. Yet, in a world that has outlawed all hatred, what is there to do? Can he defy family, friends and society to foster the kind of hatred that will result in change? Or are they right about him? Is there any good kind of fury, or is it all bad?
He probably should have picked something like big government or environmentalism as opposed to just hating ponies though…
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A group of Debut Young Adult authors get trapped in their own books. Is that psychopathic boyfriend sexy now? HUH?!
Possible Title: Sexy Young Adult Book
Synopsis: Four young adult debut authors have proudly sold their novels. Fans gush about the lead protagonists and the authors glow with pride. But though a strange power, they’re sucked into their own worlds, experiencing their own epic romances and adventures in place of their protagonists. But when their experiences start to feel uncomfortable and intimidating, who can they turn to? When their hot male protagonists turns scary, who can help? Who will even believe them?
And how can they ever escape?
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A fantasy world in which people don’t become pregnant via sex, but via love.
Possible Title: No Such Slut
Synopsis: In a world where sex has no consequences, no value, Virginia reigns. Sex is fun, free and nothing else. So when her people meet a strange culture where sex is everything, she starts to question everything. When they label her a slut and whore, what does it mean? Are they right? Is she giving up some inalienable part of herself? Clashing with a culture that places so much value on something so strangely unimportant to Virginia.
Who is wrong? Who is right? Is there a line to tow or has Virginia already gone too far?
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