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Review: The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III | Cuddlebuggery Book Blog
The Haunted Vagina is fucking terrible. I don't mean that the plotline makes it automatically awful (every now and then I read a book for giggles and end up loving it but not this one) and I don't mean in a haha, this is so ridiculously terrible it's hilarious (though it absolutely is hilarious). I mean that this book is a shittily written series of loosely connected word clusters I hesitate to call scenes. As far as I can tell, it exists for the shock value of being called The Haunted Vagina and being the ambling story of a girl with a portal to another dimension in her womb and the guy who literally climbs inside to explore it. How many of you are surprised? If so, go home, you're drunk. Because I make seriously questionable decisions and am an unhealthy level of stubborn, I made it through 65% of this god-awful nightmare (40% further than Fifty Shades of Gray!) and I honestly can't really tell you why. The truly amazing part of this book is how little happens. You wouldn't