Christmas. All about peace on earth and goodwill to all people. All that jazz. It's just so magical, right? If you're reading this on Christmas day, it's possible that you either don't celebrate Christmas or your Christmas day is sucking beyond belief. We sympathize here at Cuddlebuggery. Our day is probably going shit too. Here is a handy holiday guide for asocial book lovers when dealing with Christmas and the inevitable people around who expect you to behave in some kind of friendly, interactive manner. 1. Fuck that. Ignore everyone and read a good book. 2. If someone interrupts your reading time, look up at them from your book and quietly mouth, "Fuck the fuck away from me, fucker." Use your intense eyes. 3. Throw books at everyone that approaches you and then scream at them for damaging your precious books with their faces. 4. Give everyone books for Christmas and encourage them to immediately start reading those books as opposed to speaking to you. Anyone who