Welcome to In 10 Lines. Ever wanted to know what happens in a book, but couldn’t be assed reading it for yourself? Cuddlebuggery comes to the rescue with In 10 Lines. In 10 Lines we will tell you everything you need to know about the featured book so that you can cheerfully move on with your life, or choose to read it should your attention be piqued. So sit back, relax, and try not to clench as we proceed.
Today we’ll be reforming Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone, a recommendation by one of our readers that I simply couldn’t pass up if I expected to take myself seriously as a random blogger who fooled around on the internet once too often. So, without further ado, we present to you: Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone by J. K. Rowling in 10 Lines!
Vernon Dudley: There’s no mail on Sundays! Hahahaha! My plans to keep you an unloved orphans shall come to fruition!
Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry!
Harry: Dude, this school it totally bitchin’! Hey Ron, how’s it going?
Ron: That Draco Malfoy looks like a right prat. Let’s be friends instead!
Harry: Awesome. But what about that smart chick, Hermione. She’s well-fit! Friendsies?
Hermione: Sure. Let’s investigate these mysterious circumstances.
Snape: OB-viously, I’m a bad guy. You’re trouble, Harry Potter, and I will sniff you out.
Harry: Let’s get that evil Snape dude!
Professor Quirrell: Haha! Psyche! I’m totally the real bad guy!
Dumbledore: I award Gryffindor 50 points for the fact that I abandoned Harry as a child and ignored this obvious and certainly fatal plot that three eleven year olds were able to foil. Congratulations for surviving one year, Harry! May the next six be equally kind. *snicker*
BookaddictBieke
Haha, genius. xD
Sugar & Snark
Hahahah this is my favorite 10 lines so far!
“Friendsies?” giggle
PARAFANTASY
Omygosh LOVE this! “She’s well-fit! Friendsies?” Pfft Lol, I forgot that British people call girls “fit” instead of “hot” like in America.
Annie07
Ahahahaha, this is hilarious! I love this so much! The last line is the best! 🙂
RayRayRay
Love! Absolutely love this post!!!!!! The pictures and lines were fantastic! Especially the part where Snape has to be evil and what Dumbledore says at the end. Perfection!!!!!
ReadingbyKF
haha awesome post! My favorite is the last line! Awesome and summed up the story perfectly!
CityofBooks_SP
Thanks Kat for using my recommendation and writing this awesome post!
Randi M
This cracked me up. 🙂 Love it!
veela_valoom
Love it. And thanks to the movies we have pictures!
veela_valoom
Love it. And thanks to the movies we have pictures!
parajunkee
Awesome. But, shall I expect nothing less from Kat? Ass-kissery abounds. XOXO
parajunkee
Awesome. But, shall I expect nothing less from Kat? Ass-kissery abounds. XOXO
Hilda K
Oh, LOL! I love this 10 lines, especially the Snape slow-mo hair flip! Dumbledore’s last line is SOOOO true. x) Awesome post! <3
Hilda K
Oh, LOL! I love this 10 lines, especially the Snape slow-mo hair flip! Dumbledore’s last line is SOOOO true. x) Awesome post! <3
Cain Freeman
Thank you, and pretty damn true.
Laurens Loquacious Lit
I think my favourite bit is Dumbledoor’s little snicker at the end. 🙂 Now I want you to do the rest of the Harry Potter series too, pretty please 🙂
Laurens Loquacious Lit
I think my favourite bit is Dumbledoor’s little snicker at the end. 🙂 Now I want you to do the rest of the Harry Potter series too, pretty please 🙂
Nuzaifa @ Say It With Books
I LOVE the hair flip thingy! Poor Snape.
riya
haha so precisely captured
xbooksmartie
These just always make my day 😀 And I agree with Lauren – I want to see the rest of the Harry Potter series in ten lines, too!!!