In Ten Lines
Welcome to In 10 Lines. Ever wanted to know what happens in a book, but couldn’t be assed reading it for yourself? Cuddlebuggery comes to the rescue with In 10 Lines. In 10 Lines we will tell you everything you need to know about the featured book so that you can cheerfully move on with your life, or choose to read it should your attention be piqued. So sit back, relax, and try not to clench as we proceed.
Today we’ll be reforming Market By P.C. and Kristin Cast for your enjoyment. It was hard to take such a complicated and well-written book and compress it into ten lines, but Steph and I are nothing but dedicated to our craft for the sake of our readers.
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Holy shitballs! I’m a vampire! Crap. Better go to vampire school.
Yo! I’m a hot guy at your new school. Let’s be romantically interested in each other, though I can’t fathom why.
I don’t think I’m cool with this. He’s kind of my boyfriend.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I HOPE YOU DIE!
Group of Assorted Friends:
We love you Zoe. We have no other purpose in life but to love you.
Why do I have to be so goddamn special? It’s a curse! A curse I tell you!
That’s my cue to dance in a way you perceive as slutty and bully kids around the school.
OF COURSE! You’re evil. And slutty! But mostly evil! I will defeat you!
Nooooo! My vague and childish plans for…something have been foiled because of…reasons!
Yo. Still here. Let’s make out.