Twilight, True Love and You: Seven Secret Steps to Finding Your Edward or Jacob. Alternative title: Thank You, Gullible Twilight Fans, For My New Sports Car. Alternative, Alternative title: Holy fuck the Scientologists were right. Psychologists are evil. Because Louise Deacon is a psychologist as per her author profile: My name is Louise Deacon, and Im [sic] a clinical psychologist and university tutor with 20 years experience in helping people who are facing a difficult point in their lives. If, for some unfathomable reason, that doesn't reassure your suspicions, then please note - I did actually check on the British Psychological Society and found a Ms. L A Deacon CPsychol AFBPsS, living in Surrey, on their register. This review is for the first, free chapters of the book available on Amazon. The first thing I wish to share with you is the Table of Contents: Secret 1: The Power of Twilight Revealed Hahahahahhahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahaahahaa! Okay, I have that out of my system.